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Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Horror Perler

Here are some random horror Perler bead sprites I've done.  I honestly can't remember when, because I didn't keep the photos for some reason, but they are on my IG!!  I think I did them in 2021.

Pennywise, Michael Myers, and Jason using regular sized Perler Beads.  Michael looks... weird. 


Hannibal Lecter's Mask, Ghostface and Freddy Kreuger's sweater.


Jason by himself





These are so cute!  I made them with mini beads so they're smaller.  We have Michael Myers, a mummy, and Hannibal Lecter.





Friday, February 3, 2023

More Mushrooms!

 Here are some more mushrooms I did.  I've wanted to do these for a while.  I used regular sized beadss for this one.  I thought it was really cute. 



I've wanted to do this one for a while.  I used minibeads and also was able to use my clear beads for something!



Thursday, February 2, 2023

Mushroom Love

 I made some really cool mushrooms lately out of both regular size and mini beads!


These didn't come out great... sometimes I melt them too much.


I found these random patterns on Pinterest and made a bunch of bigger ones!  They came out great, I think!









I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else.

More Daria Love!  I made these using the mini beads and Mounted them in these frames.  I can't put glass in, because the beads are too thick, so let's hope they stay put!




Wednesday, February 1, 2023

January Perlers

I did a few more Perler bead pieces last night.


This is from a cross stitch pattern.  It's from The Witchy Stitcher's Cryptid Stitch Along.   I just wanted to see how easily it would translate.  I used mini beads. 


I did these little cuties from My Neighbor Totoro, also in mini beads.




And here are some Halloween themed ones I did in the regular beads. 





Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Some Perler Art of Late

 Here are a few more Perler bead pieces I've done recently...


Misfits Logo



I made this as a coaster using mini beads.


This was gonna be a coaster but I used regular sized beads and it's huge.  It's the carpet from the Overlook Hotel from The Shining.  




More to come, trust me.  I can't stop making these!

Thursday, January 26, 2023

JTHM

Most of my posts right now are probably gonna be Perler bead related because that's what I'm hyperfocused on right now.  I'll get back on the cross stitch, don't worry!

I found a cool pattern for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.  If you don't know who that is, I suggest you give it a Google.  They are some of my favorite comics.  I made this one from mini beads.  



Since he's a Homicidal Maniac, I thought red was a good choice of canvas colors...





Wednesday, January 25, 2023

The worst thing about prison was the Dementors

 I love The Office so much.  One of my favorite episodes is when the employees say that prison sounds better than work, so Michael decides to teach them a lesson.  They do a play on "Scared Straight", where an inmate comes and gives a speech about how horrible being locked up is.  It backfired...


Pattern by KnotsAndCrossesCraft







Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Simpson, Homer Simpson

 My sister is a massive Simpsons fan, and she has passed that love on to my nephew.  I really wanted to make him something cool, so I made this Homer Simpson bursting through the wall.  It didn't really take super long to make him it's a large piece and so ironing it was a little hard.  I'm not great at ironing big projects, and some of the beads didn't quite melt and I had to re-add them and ugh.


But I love how he came out.  I hope my nephew will like it...




Thursday, January 12, 2023

Fellowship of the Beads

 Okay, so the Perler Bead community is full of fellow nerds, thankfully, and so they post their patterns and finished pieces they did from their fandoms.  


I love these Lord of the Rings guys.  I don't know what I'll do with them because I can't really paint shapes and backgrounds, just solid colors, but I'll figure out something.  Maybe I'll make magnets... can you tell the Hobbits apart? Allen says the ring looks like a donut and... well, I can't disagree.  LOL



Tuesday, January 10, 2023

Invader Zim

 I will forever love Invader Zim.  It's so silly, but so cute.  I love that it's getting a revival of late!  


I love how this turned out, how the pink is kind of streaky.  It kind of adds to the chaos.  I like doing these bigger pieces for canvases.  




Goats in Sweaters and Hobbits

 Goats are my favorite animal.  I have this cross stitch pattern by LolaCrow of goats wearing sweaters, and I thought the pattern was translate pretty well to perler beads, so I made these cute little goats using mini beads!

Cross stitch patterns 99% of the time translate into great perler bead patterns, and vice versa!


I think I'll make a fridge magnet from the Baggins' door.  I would love to get a gold brad to put in the middle of this to make it into a gold handle but I'm not buying a pack of 100 for just one...



Friday, January 6, 2023

Pez Perlers and a little Batman and Joker

Well since I am hyper-focused on Perler Bead projects, that's all you're gonna see for a while.

I am a Pezhead and have been collecting since I was 15.  I have about 1500 or more, and I have them displayed in the house.  There was a big gap between this little shelves that I wanted to fill, and so Allen helped me make a Pez sign!  How cool is this?  I made it from the mini beads.  


I also really love Batman, and The Joker is my favorite cartoon villain.  It's really easy to find Perler Bead patterns online for free, as people just create them and either post the patterns or the finished products, and then I can just copy them.  They're just for me, so I don't feel bad about it.  I used the regular sized beads for my Batman and Joker pieces, painted some canvases and then mounted them onto the canvas using E-600 craft glue.  


I think they look so cool!


Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Ghost Tea Party

 Happy late new year!  Usually I stitch my ass off at the end of the year between gifts and just doing ornaments for the hell of it, and so I need a break.  Sometimes I don't do anything, and sometimes I find another hobby to obsess over.  

There are a few companies who make these beads.  I call them "melty beads" (I think the proper term is "fuse beads)  or "Perler Beads", because Perler is the main brand who makes them in the US.  They make larger and smaller beads.  The smaller beads are good for more detailed projects and the bigger ones are ideal for either really large pieces or projects that don't need as much detail.  

It's almost like cross stitching but rather than placing Xs of thread on fabric, you place beads onto pegboard and then melt them using an iron.  I really love doing these.  

I did this one on New Year's Eve.  It's from a Tusk and Cardinal cross stitch pattern, but I used little beads.  It's a Ghost Tea Party!



Mini Time- 2020 Edition

 Happy new year!  2023!  I'm excited to see what this year brings!

Instead of looking forward, we're looking back, again, on this post, and it's Mini Time- 2020 edition.

I think I've probably posted this one- I made a little button out of it.  



Friday, December 30, 2022

Stitchy Gifts 2022

Here are some of the stitchy gifts I gave this year! I hope I have not posted these already... This one is from Subversive Cross Stitching. I gave it to Anan and she LOVED it. I knew she would :)

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Stitchmas Past- 2019 Edition

 Christmas is fast approaching!  Here are some ghosts from Stitchmas past...

I know I posted the Ermahgerd one before, but I don't think I have posted the others.  The one of the left is a snow globe for which I used Etoile floss but of course, you can't see it.  I made it for my Granny and Grandad.  They are now gone but my Mom always hangs it on her tree.  The middle one is one I made for my mom.  And the other one is a repeat post of Ermahgerd Ernamernts that I made for my sister!  These were all done in 2019.




Monday, December 5, 2022

The Witchy Stitcher Cryptid Stitch-Along: The Jersey Devil

The Jersey Devil is a creature dwelling in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey.  Legend has it that in 1735, a witch named Mother Leeds gave birth to a horrifying monster with glowing red eyes that flew up the chimney of her home and disappeared into the Pine Barrens.  It is often described as a kangaroo-like creature having hooves, horns, a forked tail, bat wings, and a head that looks something like a horse.  Its screams are said to be quite chilling.  Belief in the Jersey Devil is quite real and based on records of concrete occurrences.  To this day, people traveling down the Garden State Parkway or the Atlantic City Expressway report sightings and tell stories of strange occurrences.  Many continue to believe that the legendary being is still around disturbing the region and will continue to do so for generations to come.- The Witchy Stitcher, Cryptid Wiki, Pine Lands Alliance








Thursday, November 24, 2022

The Witchy Stitcher Cryptid Stitch-Along: Mothman and Fresno Nightcrawler

I purchased this Stitch-along a while back, I don't even remember when.  Maybe 2019?  Maybe later.. regardless, I can never do these things properly.  I don't have the patience to stitch the entire frame first or to deal with a giant piece of fabric, so I decided to do all of these separately!  I haven't heard of many of the cryptids in the stitch-along, so this is going to be a cool lesson as well!  


Here are the first couple.  I did Mothman about a year ago, and I just finished the Nightcrawler earlier this week.




The Fresno Nightcrawler is also known as the Fresno Alien and has been spotted in Fresno, CA in Yosemite National Park.  Though there have only been a few sightings, they have amassed quite the cult pop culture following.  They appear to be relatively short creatures (approx. 1.5 m) with most of their height being made of their legs and an extremely small upper body.  It is an extremely thin, white humanoid with no arms.  As a cryptid, little is known about it.  Its presence in grainy security camera footage leaves more questions than answers.”  The Witchy Stitcher, Cryptid Wiki, and Weirdo Fresno




Friday, November 4, 2022

Bollocks

You can always count of Son of a X Stitch on Etsy to bring the good stuff, even if it is a load of bollocks.

Monday, October 24, 2022

Randos From 2022

Here are some random cross stitches I've done recently.  

Swearing always helps... pattern by FaberCrossStitch.
Pattern by The Gloomy Gremlin
My sister sent me this one.  Pattern by ShitPostSampler
Another great My Favorite Murder quote that I can super relate to.  Pattern by BitchStitcheryCrafts.
Pattern by TheSpicyStitcher, dye job by me.

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Serenity Now, Insanity Later.

We are big Seinfeld fans in this house, and Frank Costanza is one of my favorite characters. There was an episode where he was taught the mantra of "Serenity now", and what was so funny is that rather than calmly say it, he would shout it at the top of his lungs in times of stress. That character is so funny. Later in the episode, the person who taught him the phrase taught him the rest of it... "Serenity now... Insanity later." This pattern is by Stitchesbylibby on Etsy.



Monday, October 3, 2022

(Not) Wasted Time

I don't have much to say. I just really love this quote. I found it and then I created the letters from an online alphabet generator. I made this one back in 2013.

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Elvis's Last Words

My husband is a huge fan of the TV show The Orville. If you've not seen it, it's a show by Seth Macfarlane that pays homage to Star Trek, mostly Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's REALLY good. It's equally funny and dramatic, and overall pretty light-hearted. There is an episode where the captain of The Orville is in a situation where he thinks he is about to die and he shouts "I'm going to the bathroom to read!" When he doesn't die, his first officer asks "What the hell was that?" and he says "It was Elvis Presley's last words, it was all I could think of." I scoured the internet for a small, simple toilet cross stitch pattern and found one on an Google image search. I added the words from an online alphabet generator. I gave it to my husband as a random surprise, and he hung it in his bathroom (it's really the guest bathroom but he uses it more often than our master because it's right beside the living room). No disrespect meant to Elvis, btw.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

The Witchy Stitcher Cryptid Stitch-Along: The Enfield Horror

 The Enfield Horror is a cryptid observed by several people in 1973.  Also known as the Enfield Monster, this disturbing looking beast makes its home in Enfield, IL.  The Enfield Horor is described as having no less than three legs, grayish slimy skin, clawed hands and reddish eyes.  It has been described as humanoid or ape-like in appearance and boasts impressive speed and agility.  It is said to screech like a wildcat.  While frightening in appearance, it was reported to have done no real damage- The Witchy Stitcher, Cryptid Wiki, Ranker




Friday, February 4, 2022

A grown man is upset because he can no longer be aroused by candy characters.

Y'all, Tucker Carlson has lost his fucking mind about the new M & M character not identifying as male or female and it's the talk of the fucking country. It's ridiculous and downright hilarious. He's mad because he can't fap to candy anymore I guess. A grown man is upset because he can no longer be aroused by candy characters. He went on a titty-baby tirade on his show and said "Miserable non-binary candy is all we deserve". And the cross stitch community DID NOT DISAPPOINT, no siree. 

 Thank you, ScreamingHeartDesign. I chose green because I like the green M & Ms.

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

NOMFP.

Since I saw the episode of The Thick of It where Malcolm said that the MOD overspend was "NOMFP", it has become my mantra. It's my "Serenity Now!". I use it at work because I fucking hate it there and somethings are honestly just... Not My Fucking Problem. And so I can't be arsed. I created this piece to commemorate it. I have adopted this as my mantra and I encourage all of my friends to do the same.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Neil, bathroom's free!

I have loved The Young Ones since my early 20s. It is ridiculous and really pretty stupid and lowbrow. However, it's also really funny. And I love mid-80s British TV. Hell, I love most British things in general. This pattern is from our British friends over at 8bitnorthxstitch on Etsy. I love their patterns. And I don't know which Young One I like better- Rik or Vyvan. Maybe Rik. RIP.

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Final Stitches of 2021

Here are the last of the stitches from this year that I haven't yet posted. Pattern by StitchXLove.  I stitched it up for my sister.
The next two I got from a Japanese cross stitch book that I got from Etsy.
So that's that! Happy New Year, and maybe I'll see you next year if I can manage to keep this blog up!