Japanese embroidery patterns

I got this Japanese embroidery book FOREEEEEVERRRR ago. I have posted some of the stuff I have stitched up from the book on this blog. The designs are so cute. And since I'm trying to get back into embroidery, I thought I'd look at the book again. My problem is that I get overwhelmed. I want to start stitching, but I don't know what to stitch. I have so many patterns. So I tend to put it off until I'm no longer interested. That may happen this time too... we'll see. 

Anyway, I did this one from the Japanese embroidery book. The cool kids are no longer just doing outline embroidery but basically painting with the shit and I don't want to spend days on a project, so I won't be doing that. However, I have learned some really cool stitches and thought I'd try one of them out on this one. I forget the name of the stitch but I did it on the leaves. I already knew french knots which I know some people HATE but I love them, and satin stitch. I really love how it came out! This is not the final framing, it's just the hoop I used to stitch it, since these kind give me the tautness I crave. That sounded weird.

WIPS

I'm sitting here listening to a playlist of MTV's 120 Minutes from 1991.  That means all of these songs are at least 30 years old.  I used to watch 120 Minutes every week- it's how I discovered a lot of the music I still love today.  It's making me really sentimental...

Anyway, I have a few WIPs going. I usually only have one WIP, because I hate to start another project before finishing another. This is a rarity.

 

This Absolutely Fabulous piece may be for a friend but I may keep it (she often disappears from the face of the earth so I may not get it done before she disappears, and in that case, MINE!  It’s gone pretty quickly. Here's Pats (I need to redo some of the leg stitches), and now I just need to get started on Eddie. The pattern is from 8BitNorthStitch on Etsy.  

https://www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=920576695

Keep Stitching Weird

I found an Etsy shop called OddAnaStitch. Her patterns are so interesting. I stitched these up last fall.  I remember doing the bat face one while I was visiting my family and my granny saying how weird it was, but that she kind of liked it.  The other one with the mushroom eyes, I think I started out at my parents' but finished when I came back home.

I just love odd and unsettling patterns... don't you?

So Hygge!

I stitched this one about a year ago. It was a cool and rainy Saturday. One of my FAVORITE things to do when it's cool and rainy out is put on a horror movie, drink some coffee, and do some stitching! Fall is my absolute favorite time of year. I think I was born to be in a cooler climate, because I just love the coziness of fall and winter! In Texas, we only get a short window of cooler weather, and while I was born and raised here, I have never liked that. This one is from an Etsy shop called ALIFERA. Her patterns are wonderfully weird and also very beautiful.

I love her patterns, and I plan to do more for sure.

Malcolm Tucker is My Life Coach

I have A LOT of cross stitching posts to catch up on. Today, I want to show you a couple of pieces inspired by Armando Iannucci's The Thick of It and In the Loop. It's a British show done in 2005 and the move (In the Loop) was done around the same time. It stars Peter Capaldi, whom I adore, Chris Addison, Rebecca Front, and Joanna Scanlan. It's a British policital comedy, and I instantly became a fan of Peter Capaldi's character Malcolm Tucker. He has THE BEST lines. One of them, which Malcolm refers to as "Tucker's Law", was sadly cut out of the show, but I saw it on some outtakes and knew I had to cross stitch it.

Here it is in action, along with my custom Malcolm Tucker Funko Pop figure!

Here are a couple more Malcolm Tucker quotes I've stitched up. Pardon the shoddy framing... I suck at most things.  This one is from StephXStitch on Etsy.  The second is from Claire Brown on Etsy.

Stick N Stitch

Hello hello! Today I bring you yet another Facebroidery by Cate Anevski. So on this one, I do like how my stitches look more even. However, I still have a problem tracing a perfect circle. I just can't do it. They make this stuff you can print patterns on that will stick onto the fabric and then it washes away, so I'm thinking of getting some so I can stop doing shit trace jobs! The only thing I worry about there is washing it off and then the fabric gets wrinkly and I have to wait for it to dry and bleehhhh but hey... it's either nice straight lines and good circles or the shit I've been cranking out so I guess I'll have to deal. I am fairly happy with this one, though.

Sublime Stitching x Naoshi

Naoshi makes the cutest art. She collaborated on some patterns with Sublime Stitching. I purchased them, but have only gotten around to doing one. I was gonna do it for a onesie for Jessica, but then I waited too long. So now it hangs in the collage I have in the bathroom! I stitched this one back in 2016.

Loooong Overdue Update and Post

It's been almost 10 years since I posted in this blog. Life happened- we did another big move, I went through a lot of mental health issues (depression and anxiety that had gone undiagnosed and unchecked for YEARS finally caught up with me), I suffered the loss of my sweet cat and of my Grandad (who, if you know me or have read this blog, means the world to me), and I fell into a dark place and I stopped crafting for a while. Well, I still did stuff but it was really sporadic, and I just stopped blogging and I don't know why. Maybe it's because it's sometimes hard to keep up with. AAAAAANYHOW, all is well with Jonesy, though I'm not longer a Jones. I married my sweet Allen and I decided to take his last name (though I kept Jones as a middle name, because afterall, I am definitely a Jones!). But he still calls me Jonesy, so I am not changing the blog name. We purchased a house in 2015 in Hutto. I never thought I'd move from Austin, but I'm glad we did, because I don't like what Austin has become, and Hutto is much more affordable. What else.. oh, I got laid off from my job at Sears in 2017, worked at this cool company called Build A Sign for a few months and then my old Sears boss begged me to come back, so I did. The pay was good but FUCK that place and fuck her. I could write a fucking Tolkein-length novel about the shit show Sears is. I got furloughed earlier this year, and not trusting Sears to bring me back like they said they would, and because I needed money, I found another job. The pay is a lot less, but it's better overall. And now you're pretty much caught up. I took some time yesterday and read back over my posts, and my life has changed so much, but one thing remains- I still love cross stitch, embroidery, and crafting in general. I basically do the same stuff, craft-wise. I also don't bake sweets any longer so the food will disappear from future posts, since I would like to just carry on with my crafty stuff. 

Practical Perlers

 I'm making a round Perler Bead thing around which to wrap my earbuds...

More Perler Bead Barrettes

 I  made a bunch of super cute barrettes this weekend!

This is a Tardis one I made from regular beads.  I think I'll keep it!

Here are a bunch more I made using mini beads. Some are barrettes and some will be barettes.

Perler Barrettes

 You can do a lot with perler art- mount on canvas, stick it on the wall, make broaches, make magnets, and make barrettes!  Probably a lot more other things but that's all I can think of.

I love making barrettes.  It's one of my favorite little crafts.  So I made these cuties this weekend!  

I found these cute little guys on Pinterest.  I don't know who they are... maybe you do?

Squee!

 I was REALLY happy with how this came out.  Yes, it's a bigger piece, but it was still manageable.  It's a scene from a Squee! comic by Jhonen Vasquez.  I'm SUPER happy with this!

Gudetama Sprite

I never knew about Gudetama until I got into Perler beads.  There are TONS of patterns.  He's an egg and he is just so cute!  I had to do a sprite of him.

Twin Peaks

 I can't remember if I have written about Twin Peaks.  It came out in 1990, when I was in the 8th grade.  It was weird and I was obsessed.  I made a rule that I was not to be disturbed when it came on, I think Thursdays nights.  I listened to the sound track until I wore the tape out.  Agent Cooper was my dream guy (okay, he still kind of is).

When it was released on streaming, I made Allen watch it.  It's one of my very favorite things.  I even have a Twin Peaks tattoo I got back in 2017!  

So if course, when I found these Perler Bead patterns, I had to make them.  I made these from mini beads.  We have a picture of Laura Palmer, a pie from the Double R Diner, "Where pies go to die", and some coffee that is, of course, black as midnight on a moonless night.  Designs are by Kyle McCoy of Pixel Art Shop.

The Twilight Zone

 Yesterday was my birthday and I spent it doing crafty things (and also eating).  

Here is a canvas I made from some Twilight Zone perler sprites.  I found the patterns online- Kyle McCoy from Pixel Art Shop created these patterns.  I am in love with how it came out!

Perler Sprites Lately

 Here are some cuties I've completed recently, all done in mini beads

How cute is this little deer guy?    I found the pattern on Pinterest.

Here is one of David Bowie.

I think everyone will recognize this baddie from Super Mario Bros.

 

The IT Crowd Perler Sprites

Here are some pieces I've made of late.  

I made Roy, Jen and Moss from The IT Crowd using larger Perler Beads recently.  

Here's Richmond from The IT Crowd.  I'm trying to find or create one for Douglas and I'll make him next!

We don't deserve Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders should be the President of the United States.  He has been fucked out of the nomination TWICE.  It's infuriating. 

Well, we do have Joe Biden now and we are rid of the orange fucktard.  Not to get super political or anything.

This picture of Bernie at the Biden's inauguration went viral.  He looks like he's pouting, but really, it's January in DC so I'm sure he was pretty cold.  

Naturally, I had to make a sprite...I love it.  I made it at Amanda's last night and we all had a good laugh.  Poor Bernie.  

The Many Faces (well, two) of Invader Zim

I was really wanting to do some Perler Bead sprites last night and decided I'd finally do my Invader Zim and Gir heads.  I used regular sized beads.  I think they came out pretty cute!

This is Zim as a human...

And Zim in his natural form.

No Lives Matter

 Here's my latest Jason perler sprite! I made him from mini beads.

Demigorgon

 I made this one for my friend Amanda's son Gino.  He is OBSESSED with Stranger Things.  It was really easy and came together pretty quickly.  I was really happy with him. He's made with regular sized beads. 

We May Not Be The Young Ones Very Long

 The Young Ones is amazing.  It's SO stupid, but it's just also so funny.  It's a British show from the early 1980s and starred Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, Nigel Planer and Christopher Ryan.  It was crass and punk rock.  It was absurd and poorly done.  It was subversive and unapologetic.  And I love it so, so much.  I got these designs from a website called Iotacons.

Here are my oung Ones Sprites.  Here we have..

Vyvyan Bastard (Ade Edmondson)

Mike the Cool Guy (Christopher Ryan)

Neil the Hippie (Nigel Planer)

Rik "The People's Poet" (Rik Mayall)

 

A Couple Random Perler Sprites (that I did not fuck up this time)

 I used a guillotine cross stitch pattern from Night Spirit Studio for this guillotine.

And here is a skull couple from a Makoto Oozu pattern.  At least I was able to iron and not fuck these up... I'm still pissed about Spiderman.  lol

Spiderman Perler Fail

I purchased this Spiderman Perler Beads kit and worked on it for days.  I thought it would look great mounted on a big canvas.

It's a pretty big piece, as you can see... I tried to iron it and it fell apart.  I can't even bear to get a picture.  UGH!  I was so fucking PISSED.  Beads and time wasted.  I don't even know how people do these massive pieces.  I have seen a lot of different tips, so maybe I'll try them.  What happens is when I melt one side, the other beads pop up because the melted part is now smaller than the non-melted part and the little peg board on which the beads are sitting pops up.  I have seen some people say if you use masking tape on it and iron on top of the masking tape, it should work.  I may try that.  Or I may stick to smaller pieces... 

SO FRUSTRATING OH MY FUCKING GOD. 

Tiny Perler Sprites

 Here is a collection of Perler sprites I made from mini beads this past weekend.  They are so fun to make!  

We have tiny ghosts made with glow in the dark beads, an eyeball bow, a Hufflepuff bow, a tiny grim reaper, a tiny Batman symbol, a lego guy head, another tiny ghost, a Mighty Boosh face and a planchette.  I got all of these designs on Pinterest.  

La la la la la.

 I am Gen X to the T, and I love Daria.  It was another Mike Judge thing I didn't think I'd like.  I used to watch it late at night on MTV when I lived on Wallingstone with my ex and his family in Austin.  We had a little room and we had a big TV in there and I was always watching MTV.  I miss how they used to have actual videos. with a few actually creative shows like Liquid TV, Idiot Box, and Daria, rather than the reality bullshit they have now.  

People always told me that I reminded them of Jane because I dressed like that and my hair was like hers for a while, and I'm a sarcastic asshole.  LOL I always took it as a compliment!

I recently watched Daria and.. well... it doesn't really hold up BUT it still holds a special place in my heart because I am the most nostalgic asshole I know.  I made these late last year and then stuck them on a canvas I painted using E-600 glue yesterday!  

Friendly Faces Everywhere, Humble Folks Without Temptation...

 How cute are these South Park heads?  I made them from mini beads for my sweet husband on Sunday.  I plan to make the rest of the characters as well.

Ineffable Husbands

I have this ornery/contrary nature.  If someone is going on and on about something, and several people are like "YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!" or it's all anyone is talking about, I become very uninterested.  I was like that with Game of Thrones and Sandman, for example.  So I wasn't really interested in Good Omens.  

Allen decided to start watching it and I was doing some cross stitching but became interested almost immediately.  It's so good, and the characters are so cute.  I just adore Michael Sheen and David Tenant and their banter in this show is just perfection.  And now I am obsessed with Good Omens!

I have a cross stitch pattern for Crowley and Aziraphale so I made this cute little canvas! Crowley's skin is a little dark, but I think it still works.  

Harry Perler

I went to Amanda's last night and they had this Harry Potter perler kit to try out, so I got right into it!

They're so cute.  I made a Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw shield because I am a Hufflepuff and Allen is a Ravenclaw.  I played around with melting again but decided I still like the less melted look. 

I Want to Believe

I loved The X-Files back in the 90s. I remember when it came out and I think we were briefly in Canada at the time, and it was always on and talked about but I never watched it.  Then when I actually sat down and checked it out, I loved it! So when I found this on Pinterest, I had to make my own!

I wonder if they will ever admit that aliens are here...

Horror Perler Art

 I made these this weekend.  I love to make horror movie perler beads and then came up with the idea to mount them on blood-spattered canvases (that I made).  Can't wait to do more. Maybe I can make some for my sister...

And of course, Michael Myers from the Halloween series